Funny Wood Signs

Our handmade wood signs measure about 8" tall x 12" wide.  Each is custom made here in the U.S.A. and will be shipped promptly upon receipt of your order.

 A coordinating homespun fabric hanger is attached.  There will be a slight variation in each sign, as it is hand lettered.  Custom signs available, and it is no problem to personalize any sign at no extra charge. 

We use a sealer, but if placing outside in the direct elements, coat with an outdoor sealer.  Our signs are wonderful for any room in the home, office great on the porch They make wonderful little gifts for all occasions especially for that hard to please friend. 

Looking for a particular sign?  Click on the SIGNS BY CATEGORY LINK BOX to the left to search by subject or if you know a few words of a sign you are looking for, use the SEARCH box on the left of this webpage!  


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Cleaning House While Children Are Growing is Like Shoveling the Sidewalk While It's Still Snowing sign-funny cleaning house sign, silly saying, humorous plaque, stupid sign, raising children sign
#SS-29 Cleaning House While Children Are Growing is Like Shoveling the Sidewalk While It's Still Snowing sign

 

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Dance Like Nobody's Watching, Sing as If No One Can Hear, Love Like You'll Never Get Hurt sign-inspirational sign wood, dance plaque, sweet dancer gift, made in usa craft, primitive wall decor
#SS-13 Dance Like Nobody's Watching, Sing as If No One Can Hear, Love Like You'll Never Get Hurt sign

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Dad's Man Cave wood sign-Dads Man Cave sign, funny fathers day gift, hand crafted in the USA sign, silly plaque, man cave wall decor
#SS-31 Dad's Man Cave wood sign
or I can personalize this with any name!
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Everybody is Born Lefthanded You Become Righthanded After Your First Sin Sign-funny lefty sign, cute wood plaque, lefthanded friend gift, primitive wall decor, everyone born lefthanded sign, funny sign, hand made sign, custom sign
#SS-33 Everybody is Born Lefthanded You Become Righthanded After Your First Sin Sign

For all you lefties out there!

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My House Was Clean Last Week I'm So Sorry You Missed it sign-messy housekeeper sign, funny plaque, visitors warning, grungy prim
#SS-34 My House Was Clean Last Week I'm So Sorry You Missed it sign

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Fish Stories and Other Lies Told Here-fishing sign, silly fathers day gift, man cave gift, den decor
#SS-35 Fish Stories and Other Lies Told Here

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Help With The Dishes Sign-funny kitchen sign, hand crafted in the U.S.A. sign, extreme grungy wall decor, silly saying, stupid verse
#SS-36 Help With The Dishes Sign
All Your Fine Words and All Your Good Wishes Will Never Replace Your Help With the Dishes sign.  Hand crafted wood sign is so funny for your kitchen wall!
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Here Lies the Remains of the Last Dog that Pooped in My Yard sign-dog lovers sign, funny yard stake, silly funny plaque
#SS-37 Here Lies the Remains of the Last Dog that Pooped in My Yard sign

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I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House sign-funny kitchen sign, dont cook plaque, silly sayings, hand crafted in U.S.A.
#SS-38 I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House sign

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I'll Have a Double Mocha Vodka Valium Grande Latte Please sign-vodka valium sign, coffee house sign, funny wood plaque, extreme grungy wall decor, made in the usa craft, sarcastic sayings
#SS-39 I'll Have a Double Mocha Vodka Valium Grande Latte Please sign

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If A Man Speaks in the Forest and No Woman Hears Him Is He Still Wrong sign-man wrong sign, silly saying, man cave decor, extreme grungy plaque, primitive country wall decor, man gift, stupid sign
#SS-40 If A Man Speaks in the Forest and No Woman Hears Him Is He Still Wrong sign

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If You Want the Best Seat in the House You'll Have to Move the Cat sign-funny cat sign, cat lovers plaque, grungy craft, made in usa craft, sarcastic sign, move cat sign, best seat move cat sign,
#SS-42 If You Want the Best Seat in the House You'll Have to Move the Cat sign

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If Youre Smoking In Here You'd Better Be on Fire wood sign-no smoking sign, funny smokers plaque, foyer decor, extreme grungy wall decor, made in the usa craft, office no smoking sign
#SS-43 If Youre Smoking In Here You'd Better Be on Fire wood sign

Great no smoking sign ... funny, but sincere.  Primitive sign is hand lettered onto a rustic background.

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My Life is Going to Hell and My Boss is Driving the Bus sign-funny sign for work, cubicle decor, office plaque, mean boss saying, bus drivers gift
#SS-46 My Life is Going to Hell and My Boss is Driving the Bus sign

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No Home is Complete Without the Pitter Patter of Doggie Feet sign-dog lovers sign, pitter patter feet plaque, funny saying, primitive country home decor
#SS-45 No Home is Complete Without the Pitter Patter of Doggie Feet sign

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Organized People Are Just Too Lazy to Look for Stuff sign-organized sign, office cubicle decor, funny saying, primitive home decor, sarcastic plaque
#SS-47 Organized People Are Just Too Lazy to Look for Stuff sign

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Raising Children is Like Being Pecked to Death by a Chicken sign-funny raising kids sign, silly plaque, cute gift for mom, prim decor, extreme grungy craft, hand made sign, made in the usa, raising children, mother sign, pecked chicken sign
#SS-48 Raising Children is Like Being Pecked to Death by a Chicken sign

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Ring Bell If No Answer Pull Weeds sign-garden sign, weeds plaque, funny wood sign, yard decor, silly saying, hand made plaque
#SS-50 Ring Bell If No Answer Pull Weeds sign

Put this sign near your door bell.  Maybe???

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Life's Too Short To Dance with Ugly Cowboys sign-cowboy sign, western wall decor, funny wood sign, silly saying, sarcastic gift, cowgirl plaque
#SS-49 Life's Too Short To Dance with Ugly Cowboys sign
Life's Too Short to Dance With Ugly Cowboy's sign ... this bestselling funny wood sign fits a western motif, though many buy it just because it's so silly! 
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I'm The Mom That's Why sign-cute mother sign, raising children advise, silly quote, primitive home decor, funny wood sign, extreme grungy wood craft
#SS-52 I'm The Mom That's Why sign
I'm the Mom That's Why sign.  Mothers of small children will appreciate this funny but true quote, for surely she says this several times a day in answer to the many "Why?'s" a small child can ask!
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Nana and Papa's House where cousins become friends sign-grandparents sign, cousin plaque, cute Mother's Day gift, primitive wood craft, hand made sign, nana sign, papa plaque
#SS-53 Nana and Papa's House where cousins become friends sign

Nana and Papa's house, where cousins become friends.  A sweet sign and a lovely little gift for grandparents!  I can also change this to Grandma and Grandpa, or whatever you call the Grandparents

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I'm A Hairdresser I Fix $7 Cuts wood sign-beautician sign, funny hair stylist plaque, beauty salon wall decor
#SS-54 I'm A Hairdresser I Fix $7 Cuts wood sign

Funny sign makes a great gift for your hair stylist.  I'm a Hair Dresser, I Fix $7.00 Cuts.

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Beauty Is In the Eye of the Beer Holder sign-Beauty in eye of Beer Holder, funny sign for bar, drinking plaque
#SS-55 Beauty Is In the Eye of the Beer Holder sign
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder ... funny wood sign is wonderful wall decor for your bar or tavern!
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Put on Your Big Boy Briefs and Deal With It-funny sign for men, big boy plaque, sily saying
#SS-56 Put on Your Big Boy Briefs and Deal With It
Put on Your Big Boy Briefs and Deal with It!  Silly wood sign makes a great gift for the whiney man in your life!!
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#ss-57 Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with it sign

Funny little sign to encourage your girl friend to just suck it up and DEAL with it!  Great gift for when she's having a bad day

PHOTO COMING SOON

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Go Braless It Pulls the Wrinkles From your Face-Go braless sign, aging sign, birthday gift, sarcastic woman sign, wood sign, handmade in america sign, wood primitive, big boobs joke, wrinkles plaque
#SS-58 Go Braless It Pulls the Wrinkles From your Face
Makes a funny gift for a special birthday!
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Some Call It A Cocktail For Me It's A Support Group Wood sign-bar sign, therapist plaque, silly drinking sign, cocktail joke, handmade sign, primitive country wall decor
#SS-59 Some Call It A Cocktail For Me It's A Support Group Wood sign

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We Don't Skinny Dip we CHUNKY Dunk sign-Chunky dunk, skinny dip, we dont skinny dip sign, we chunky dunk sign, funny wood sign, hand made sign, pool sign, outdoor sign, silly sign, fat people sign, chunky people sign, hot tub sign, plaque for deck, made in the usa sign
#SS-60 We Don't Skinny Dip we CHUNKY Dunk sign
We Don't Skinny Dip, We Chunky Dunk wood sign is perfect for pool or hot tub area.
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Excuse Our Mess the Children are making Memories sign-excuse mess children making memories sign, childrens room sign, messy house sign, Made in the USA, hand crafted in the USA, made in America, primitive wood, primitive country home décor, wall décor, funny signs, sarcastic signs, humorous wood signs, religious signs, bible verse signs, inspirational quotes, custom signs, custom wood signs, kitchen signs, kids signs, signs for children’s room, child room décor, wall décor, porch signs, pool signs, man cave signs, grandparent signs, coffee sign, latte signs, mocha sign, chocolate sign, laundry sign, laundry naked sign, laundry room décor, wash house sign, bathroom sign, outhouse sign, outhouse painting, art prints, signs for mom, mother signs, brother sign, father sign, man sign, man cave sign, personalized sign, personalized man cave sign, sister sign, son sign, daughter sign, senile sign, senile friends, friend sign, jail sign, best friend sign, gift BFF, best friend gift, card friends gift, ladies gift, mens gift, love you more sign, block signs, holiday signs, Christmas signs, joy signs, autumn signs, Halloween sign, thanksgiving sign, small wood sign, winter sign, snowman, wood plaques, flying monkey sign, happy ever after sign, love you most sign, life journey to grave sign, pet sign, dog sign, cat sign, pet name sign, family name sign, anniversary gift, wedding gift, personalized wedding gift, wooden block sign, wood block shelf sitter, chunky wood block sign, romantic sign, nana sign, spoiled dog sign, spoiled cat sign, love moon back sign, cabin sign, what happens at sign, welcome sign, pool sign, spa sign, personalized wood sign, silly sign, primitive wood crafts, bar sign, beer sign, margaritaville sign, drinking sign, family room sign, den sign, spiritual sign, mountain sign, cottage sign, alphabet sign, teacher sign, ohio sign, Alabama sign, JOY sign, sports sign, hunting sign, smoking sign, remove shoes sign, George strait sign, take boots off sign, remove boots sign, wipe feet sign, foyer sign, patriotic sign, army sign, navy sign, military sign, no smoking, fishing sign, golf sign, game room sign, garden sign, weed sign, welcome sign, wizard of oz sign, flying monkey sign, northwoods sign, what happens man cave sign, what happens cabin sign, cowboy sign, cowgirl sign, horse sign, western sign, queen sign, diva sign, princess sign, household sign, general sign, tears run down legs sign, kiss goodnight sign, always kiss sign, game room sign, bible verses, Christian sign, cat lover signs, love signs, wedding sign, cleaning house sign, flower garden sign, beautician sign, barber sign, patriotic sign, 4th of July sign, no smoking sign, kindly remove shoes sign, peace sign, sarcastic woman sign, red hat sign, red hat lady signs, refrigerator magnet, sewing sign, knitting signs, sex signs, signs for sale, wood plaque, funny wood sign, wooden plaque, funny sayings on signs, funny primitive signs, primitive rustic wood signs, business sign, cute sayings, funny quotes, personal signs, boyfriend sign, girlfriend sign, wash hands sign, live laugh love sign, family sign, God bless sign, yard sign, home of free brave sign, wine sayings, vineyard sign, funny wine signs, wine signs, wine lover sign, friendship sign
#SS-61 Excuse Our Mess the Children are making Memories sign
Excuse our Mess ...the Children are Making Memories sign
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You Cant Drink All Day if You Dont Start in the Morning sign-drink all day, cant drink all day sign,bar decor, tavern sign, drinking quote, funny wood sign, hand made sign, made in the usa, silly sign, handcrafted wood, primiitve sign, primitive home decor, cant drink all day if dont start in morning sign, funny quote, wood plaque
#SS-63 You Cant Drink All Day if You Dont Start in the Morning sign
Great sign for your bar or family room.  Lovely gift for the serious party friend!
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